1 00:00:12,880 --> 00:00:15,720 ARTILLERY SHELLS 2 00:00:15,760 --> 00:00:19,280 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 3 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:21,440 SHELL EXPLODES 4 00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:24,920 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 5 00:00:27,280 --> 00:00:32,880 ♪ When you left me all alone at the record hop 6 00:00:32,920 --> 00:00:38,640 ♪ Told me you were going out for a soda pop 7 00:00:38,680 --> 00:00:41,560 ♪ You were gone for quite a while 8 00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:44,400 ♪ Half an hour or more 9 00:00:44,440 --> 00:00:50,440 ♪ You came back and man, oh man, this is what I saw 10 00:00:50,480 --> 00:00:53,240 ♪ Lipstick on your collar 11 00:00:53,280 --> 00:00:56,040 ♪ Told a tale on you 12 00:00:56,080 --> 00:00:59,000 ♪ Lipstick on your collar 13 00:00:59,040 --> 00:01:02,000 ♪ Said you were untrue 14 00:01:02,040 --> 00:01:04,760 ♪ Bet your bottom dollar 15 00:01:04,800 --> 00:01:07,520 ♪ You and I are through 16 00:01:07,560 --> 00:01:10,360 ♪ Cos lipstick on your collar 17 00:01:10,400 --> 00:01:13,440 ♪ Told a tale on you, boy 18 00:01:13,480 --> 00:01:16,080 ♪ Told a tale on you, man 19 00:01:16,120 --> 00:01:18,800 ♪ Told a tale on you, yeah 20 00:01:18,840 --> 00:01:21,120 ♪ Told a tale on you... ♪ 21 00:01:30,240 --> 00:01:32,280 BIRD CHIRPS 22 00:01:34,600 --> 00:01:36,880 "'Twill not be long." 23 00:01:36,920 --> 00:01:38,960 Fred? 24 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:40,960 BIRD CHIRPS 25 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:45,120 "'Twill not be long, our journey here." 26 00:01:45,160 --> 00:01:52,040 "Each broken sigh and falling tear will soon be gone." 27 00:01:54,320 --> 00:01:56,360 Yes, I... 28 00:01:56,400 --> 00:02:01,240 "And all will be a cloudless sky, 29 00:02:02,560 --> 00:02:04,800 ..a waveless sea." 30 00:02:06,320 --> 00:02:07,960 Uncle Fred... 31 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:09,560 One of my favourites. 32 00:02:09,600 --> 00:02:11,680 Oh. Is it? 33 00:02:14,360 --> 00:02:16,040 Nice chorus. Well, 34 00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:22,320 ♪ Roll on, dark stream 35 00:02:22,360 --> 00:02:27,400 ♪ We dread not thy foam. ♪ 36 00:02:27,440 --> 00:02:29,880 BIRD CHIRPS 37 00:02:31,760 --> 00:02:36,600 Nice to have somebody here to talk to, Frank. 38 00:02:36,640 --> 00:02:38,640 After all this time. 39 00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:41,000 Thanks very much (!) 40 00:02:42,760 --> 00:02:44,720 Only you were sighing. 41 00:02:44,760 --> 00:02:46,160 Was I? Not 'alf. 42 00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:50,440 Well, I wasn't aware that I was. 43 00:02:51,680 --> 00:02:53,200 Wasn't what? 44 00:02:53,240 --> 00:02:56,000 It's the way he talks, Fred. 45 00:02:56,040 --> 00:02:59,520 "Aware"? "Aware"? 46 00:02:59,560 --> 00:03:02,000 "Wasn't aware"? > 47 00:03:02,040 --> 00:03:03,600 Fred...! 48 00:03:03,640 --> 00:03:07,200 Does that mean you didn't know you were doing it? 49 00:03:09,360 --> 00:03:13,480 That was very nice. Thank you, Aunt Vickie. 50 00:03:13,520 --> 00:03:15,520 But you haven't finished. 51 00:03:15,560 --> 00:03:17,320 I've had enough. 52 00:03:19,360 --> 00:03:22,040 Thank you very much. It was nice. 53 00:03:22,080 --> 00:03:23,880 All them sighs. 54 00:03:25,320 --> 00:03:28,160 And then you don't clear your plate. 55 00:03:28,200 --> 00:03:29,960 Sorry. 56 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:31,040 "Sorry"? 57 00:03:33,520 --> 00:03:35,200 Sorry? 58 00:03:35,240 --> 00:03:37,120 What about? 59 00:03:37,160 --> 00:03:39,440 BIRD CHIRPS 60 00:03:41,720 --> 00:03:46,640 It's a nice evening, isn't it? I think I'll go for a little walk. 61 00:03:49,920 --> 00:03:53,720 Waste not, want not. 62 00:03:56,680 --> 00:03:58,840 Eat it, then. 63 00:03:58,880 --> 00:04:00,240 What? 64 00:04:00,280 --> 00:04:01,720 Eat it! 65 00:04:01,760 --> 00:04:03,480 Frank... 66 00:04:38,480 --> 00:04:41,560 "'Twill not be long." > 67 00:04:41,600 --> 00:04:44,600 "'Twill not be long..." > 68 00:04:48,640 --> 00:04:51,560 I bloody well hope not! 69 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:56,000 BIRD CHIRPS 70 00:05:24,480 --> 00:05:27,560 BIRDSONG SOUND EFFECT 71 00:05:33,320 --> 00:05:35,320 Why do you always wear black? 72 00:05:35,360 --> 00:05:39,320 I'm in mourning for my life. I'm unhappy. 73 00:05:39,360 --> 00:05:43,640 But why? I can't understand it. > 74 00:05:43,680 --> 00:05:45,840 You're in good health. > 75 00:05:45,880 --> 00:05:50,320 Your father isn't rich, but he's comfortably off. > 76 00:05:50,360 --> 00:05:53,120 My life is much harder than yours. > 77 00:05:53,160 --> 00:05:55,600 I only get 23 roubles a month, 78 00:05:55,640 --> 00:05:58,720 and from that, my superannuation is deducted. > 79 00:05:58,760 --> 00:06:00,760 Yet I don't wear mourning. 80 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:04,800 It isn't money that matters - even a pauper can be happy. 81 00:06:04,840 --> 00:06:07,200 Oh, yes - in theory he can be. 82 00:06:07,240 --> 00:06:10,520 But in practice, it works out like this. 83 00:06:10,560 --> 00:06:14,360 ♪ Yes, it's me and I'm in love again 84 00:06:14,400 --> 00:06:18,360 ♪ Had no loving since you know when 85 00:06:18,400 --> 00:06:21,520 ♪ You know I love you, yes I do 86 00:06:21,560 --> 00:06:25,560 ♪ And I'm saving all my lovin' just for you 87 00:06:25,600 --> 00:06:27,000 They'll be starting the show soon. 88 00:06:27,040 --> 00:06:30,040 ♪ Need your lovin' and I need it bad 89 00:06:30,080 --> 00:06:33,840 ♪ Turned out the dog when he's goin' mad 90 00:06:33,880 --> 00:06:37,440 ♪ Woo-ee, baby, woo-ee 91 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:41,760 ♪ Baby, won't you give your love to me 92 00:06:41,800 --> 00:06:45,680 ♪ Eeny, meeney, miney, mo 93 00:06:45,720 --> 00:06:49,600 ♪ Told me you didn't want me around no mo' 94 00:06:49,640 --> 00:06:53,200 ♪ Woo-ee, baby, woo-ee 95 00:06:53,240 --> 00:06:57,000 ♪ Baby don't you let your dog bite me... ♪ 96 00:06:57,040 --> 00:07:01,840 You're always philosophising - or else talking about money. > 97 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:06,520 You believe there's no greater misfortune than poverty. 98 00:07:23,680 --> 00:07:28,360 A young girl, like you, has lived beside a lake from childhood. > 99 00:07:28,400 --> 00:07:30,800 She loves the lake as a seagull does, 100 00:07:30,840 --> 00:07:34,360 and she's happy and free as a seagull. 101 00:07:34,400 --> 00:07:37,880 But a man chances to come along, sees her, 102 00:07:37,920 --> 00:07:42,720 .. and having nothing better to do, destroys her. > 103 00:07:44,040 --> 00:07:46,560 Just like this seagull here. > 104 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:49,840 Boris Alexeivich, where are you? 105 00:07:49,880 --> 00:07:51,680 I'm coming. 106 00:07:53,920 --> 00:07:55,360 What is it? 107 00:07:55,400 --> 00:07:56,760 We're staying. 108 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:10,400 It's a dream! 109 00:08:10,440 --> 00:08:13,040 APPLAUSE 110 00:08:19,200 --> 00:08:21,800 'You're a monster, Francis.' 111 00:08:23,360 --> 00:08:25,160 'A monster.' 112 00:08:25,200 --> 00:08:28,160 There's no doubt about it. 113 00:08:29,520 --> 00:08:31,680 APPLAUSE 114 00:08:34,840 --> 00:08:37,600 Do you... Shall we have a drink? 115 00:08:37,640 --> 00:08:39,920 We've got 15 minutes, so... 116 00:08:39,960 --> 00:08:42,400 Isn't it wonderful? 117 00:08:42,440 --> 00:08:47,520 Isn't it all just... so... wonderful? 118 00:08:47,560 --> 00:08:49,640 Well, y-yes. 119 00:08:49,680 --> 00:08:51,200 You don't think so? 120 00:08:51,240 --> 00:08:52,840 No, no. It's pretty good. 121 00:09:02,360 --> 00:09:05,240 FOOTSTEPS 122 00:09:25,200 --> 00:09:29,120 All afternoon. All evening. 123 00:09:29,160 --> 00:09:33,640 All through the bloody picture, and the newsreel and everything. 124 00:09:33,680 --> 00:09:36,440 All that time I've been thinking. 125 00:09:36,480 --> 00:09:38,200 And thinking. 126 00:09:40,320 --> 00:09:42,480 Christ! 127 00:09:42,520 --> 00:09:45,080 I thought you'd be here. 128 00:09:45,120 --> 00:09:47,600 I knew you'd be standing here. 129 00:09:52,080 --> 00:09:53,480 D'you want your pen back? 130 00:09:53,520 --> 00:09:55,400 What? 131 00:09:55,440 --> 00:09:58,920 I got it safe. I don't do no writing. 132 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:02,480 It was yours, wasn't it? 133 00:10:02,520 --> 00:10:04,080 Yes. 134 00:10:04,120 --> 00:10:05,640 You're daft, ain't ya? 135 00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:09,480 Yes. 136 00:10:09,520 --> 00:10:12,000 Don't have nuffink to do with me. 137 00:10:14,400 --> 00:10:15,800 D'you hear me? 138 00:10:15,840 --> 00:10:17,480 Sylvia! 139 00:10:17,520 --> 00:10:20,280 Don't say my name like that. 140 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:22,720 It makes me feel... 141 00:10:22,760 --> 00:10:25,280 I go all funny inside and I... 142 00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:29,040 I'd bugger you up. Wouldn't I? 143 00:10:29,080 --> 00:10:30,680 I... 144 00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:39,080 See? You don't say "No". 145 00:10:39,120 --> 00:10:41,600 You know I'm right. 146 00:10:42,960 --> 00:10:45,440 I'm not for you. 147 00:10:45,480 --> 00:10:48,320 But I wish to Christ I was. 148 00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:04,160 (SOBS) 149 00:11:10,240 --> 00:11:13,320 Come here, Sylvia. 150 00:11:13,360 --> 00:11:14,520 Come here! 151 00:11:14,560 --> 00:11:15,640 GOD! 152 00:11:15,680 --> 00:11:17,000 Come on, Sylvia. 153 00:11:17,040 --> 00:11:18,880 SYLVIA! Come on! 154 00:11:18,920 --> 00:11:21,520 Please. GO AWAY! 155 00:11:21,560 --> 00:11:24,480 It's the last time I'm telling you. Leave me alone, you dirty old sod! 156 00:11:24,520 --> 00:11:27,840 Sylvia, listen. Listen. 157 00:11:27,880 --> 00:11:31,240 Listen to me. (SOBBING) Let go of me, you bugger! 158 00:11:31,280 --> 00:11:33,360 What's going on? 159 00:11:33,400 --> 00:11:36,480 Hey, stop that! What d'you think you're doing? 160 00:11:36,520 --> 00:11:41,200 Oh, you cruel... You cruel... How can you be so cruel...? 161 00:11:41,240 --> 00:11:43,920 Sylvia, my love, listen, listen... 162 00:11:43,960 --> 00:11:45,560 Ow! 163 00:11:45,600 --> 00:11:48,600 He's been pestering me. Following. Tooting. Calling. 164 00:11:48,640 --> 00:11:50,080 Knocking on the door. 165 00:11:50,120 --> 00:11:52,320 (BARKS) He's as drunk as a... 166 00:11:52,360 --> 00:11:53,960 Who is he? 167 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:55,240 (BARKS) 168 00:11:55,280 --> 00:11:58,960 There's no bloody end to it! Just look at him! Look! 169 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:02,360 Come on. Get up! Get up! 170 00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:07,160 I love her. 171 00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:10,240 Oh! I'd... give up everything. 172 00:12:10,280 --> 00:12:13,960 You... you don't know. 173 00:12:15,320 --> 00:12:18,720 Nobody... nobody... what it's like. 174 00:12:18,760 --> 00:12:19,800 SHUT UP! 175 00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:22,440 You're drunk. You'd better go home. 176 00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:24,920 You leave her alone, d'you hear? 177 00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:27,320 Home? HOME? 178 00:12:27,360 --> 00:12:29,800 Got no home. 179 00:12:29,840 --> 00:12:36,240 Home... is where... Home is where the heart is. 180 00:12:36,280 --> 00:12:38,520 (BARKS) 181 00:12:38,560 --> 00:12:41,360 Sylvia... Sylvie... 182 00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:43,080 Piss off! 183 00:12:43,120 --> 00:12:44,880 What are we gonna do with him? 184 00:12:44,920 --> 00:12:47,440 Kick his head in! 185 00:12:47,480 --> 00:12:49,560 On the towpath! 186 00:12:49,600 --> 00:12:50,840 What? 187 00:12:50,880 --> 00:12:53,120 You! It was you with her! 188 00:12:53,160 --> 00:12:54,720 Hey...! 189 00:12:54,760 --> 00:12:56,120 Clock him one, Frank! 190 00:12:56,160 --> 00:13:00,720 You dirty, shaggin' little... Taking her away from... me! 191 00:13:00,760 --> 00:13:01,880 On the towpath. 192 00:13:01,920 --> 00:13:03,800 Peeping Tom! 193 00:13:03,840 --> 00:13:05,160 In the bushes. 194 00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:06,760 Peeping Tom! 195 00:13:06,800 --> 00:13:11,080 Sylvia, no! Haven't you got homes to go to? 196 00:13:11,120 --> 00:13:13,400 SHUT UP! 197 00:13:14,720 --> 00:13:16,960 DOG BARKS 198 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:19,360 Get in the car! 199 00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:21,840 Sorry. Sorry. 200 00:13:21,880 --> 00:13:23,960 Get in the bloody car! 201 00:13:29,320 --> 00:13:31,480 (BARKS) 202 00:13:32,840 --> 00:13:34,720 NOW GET OUT! 203 00:13:34,760 --> 00:13:38,040 Oi! Pack up that bloody row! 204 00:13:40,880 --> 00:13:44,960 He plays the organ. He's even been on the bloody wireless! 205 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:48,680 But I'm not playing his bloody organ! 206 00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:51,320 Not no more, I'm not. 207 00:13:51,360 --> 00:13:54,520 What d'you mean, "No more"? 208 00:13:59,920 --> 00:14:01,440 You! 209 00:14:03,040 --> 00:14:05,080 You...! STARTS ENGINE 210 00:14:05,120 --> 00:14:06,800 You've asked for it. 211 00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:11,880 If you lead people on... 212 00:14:21,280 --> 00:14:23,400 LOOK OUT! 213 00:14:27,960 --> 00:14:30,320 He's... he's mad! He's gone mad. The bugger! 214 00:14:30,360 --> 00:14:31,440 What the...? 215 00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:38,800 CRASH 216 00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:40,320 Christ! 217 00:14:44,720 --> 00:14:46,760 (GROANS) 218 00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:53,360 Serves her right! Ah... 219 00:14:54,480 --> 00:14:56,680 The bitch! 220 00:14:56,720 --> 00:15:02,000 Sweet, sweet, bitch! 221 00:15:02,040 --> 00:15:04,160 Reckon he's a goner, mate. 222 00:15:06,520 --> 00:15:09,040 QUICK! Hearse'd be more like. 223 00:15:09,080 --> 00:15:10,400 Stand back. Keep back. 224 00:15:10,440 --> 00:15:11,680 Is the bugger dead? 225 00:15:11,720 --> 00:15:14,160 Sylvia, don't go near the... 226 00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:17,440 It's your... 227 00:15:17,480 --> 00:15:20,320 I mean, it's, it's... 228 00:15:20,360 --> 00:15:24,080 Pete? Oh, Christ, no! Not Pete! 229 00:15:25,680 --> 00:15:27,120 No, stand back. Keep back. 230 00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:29,840 My husband! My husband! 231 00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:49,840 (GROANS) 232 00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:02,120 All right! 233 00:16:05,240 --> 00:16:07,440 AMBULANCE BELL 234 00:16:11,040 --> 00:16:13,880 POLICE RADIO 235 00:16:18,440 --> 00:16:21,880 What do you mean, you've got no home? 236 00:16:21,920 --> 00:16:25,680 The heart, it's... 237 00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:29,000 Home is where the... 238 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:33,520 Christ in heaven! 239 00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:35,640 MUSIC: Young Love - Sonny James 240 00:16:39,320 --> 00:16:41,640 ♪ They say for every boy and girl 241 00:16:41,680 --> 00:16:44,120 ♪ There's just one love in this whole world 242 00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:49,880 ♪ And I know I've found mine 243 00:16:49,920 --> 00:16:53,400 He's not gonna make it. 244 00:16:53,440 --> 00:16:55,480 ♪ A heavenly touch, a pure embrace I know he isn't. 245 00:16:55,520 --> 00:16:58,720 ♪ Tells me no-one can take your place 246 00:16:58,760 --> 00:17:04,400 ♪ Ever in my heart 247 00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:13,080 ♪ Young love, first love 248 00:17:13,120 --> 00:17:19,680 ♪ Filled with true devotion ♪ 249 00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:25,720 "Life must be exactly as it is, and people as they are." 250 00:17:25,760 --> 00:17:28,000 "Not on stilts." 251 00:17:28,040 --> 00:17:30,160 Not on what? 252 00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:32,200 Stilts. 253 00:17:32,240 --> 00:17:36,280 Why should they be on stilts? Never met anyone like that, myself. 254 00:17:36,320 --> 00:17:39,360 Well, Chekhov meant... Oh, hey. 255 00:17:39,400 --> 00:17:43,240 On the other hand, if you were a dwarf, it'd make a lot of sense. 256 00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:46,560 Hey, come on. What are you saying? 257 00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:49,560 You know he wanted to cut out all the phoney and... 258 00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:50,880 Yeah... Got you. 259 00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:54,000 And he's right. 260 00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:57,240 ♪ Tell me that your love is real 261 00:17:57,280 --> 00:18:01,320 ♪ That I can feel 262 00:18:01,360 --> 00:18:03,200 Except in the circus. 263 00:18:03,240 --> 00:18:05,200 What? 264 00:18:05,240 --> 00:18:09,160 I mean, if you... Stilts - could be useful. 265 00:18:10,120 --> 00:18:12,480 You're being literal minded. 266 00:18:12,520 --> 00:18:15,080 That's my trouble. 267 00:18:18,520 --> 00:18:23,040 "A play should be written in which people arrive, go away, 268 00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:27,440 have dinner, talk about the weather... and play cards." 269 00:18:27,480 --> 00:18:29,680 And sing. 270 00:18:29,720 --> 00:18:32,080 No. You don't sit in a room and... 271 00:18:33,120 --> 00:18:36,840 Oh, listen. You don't understand. 272 00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:38,240 No? 273 00:18:38,280 --> 00:18:39,960 No. 274 00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:45,080 People can have dinner, talk about the weather whatever Che... 275 00:18:45,120 --> 00:18:49,280 .. this bloke says, and all the time they can hear a tune, right? 276 00:18:49,320 --> 00:18:52,560 People can sing with their mouths shut. I do. 277 00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:54,200 And I bet you do as well. 278 00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:55,840 No, I don't. 279 00:18:55,880 --> 00:18:59,600 I don't see why they shouldn't wear stilts, neither. 280 00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:02,520 Or wear funny noses, if they want to. 281 00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:05,320 As well as... 282 00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:10,320 Well, what about kissing and that? 283 00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:14,320 What? 284 00:19:14,360 --> 00:19:16,440 Just a thought. 285 00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:22,760 This is the second time I've seen "The Seagull" since I came here. 286 00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:27,480 First my uncle falls asleep and... snores, and now I'm... 287 00:19:27,520 --> 00:19:29,240 I'm sorry. Sorry. 288 00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:30,600 Why didn't you like it? 289 00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:33,480 I didn't say I didn't. 290 00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:36,160 You were looking at me more than at the stage. 291 00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:38,240 Oh, I wouldn't say... 292 00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:40,240 PINBALL MACHINE 293 00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:45,200 Well, you're very... 294 00:19:47,080 --> 00:19:48,840 .. very er... 295 00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:51,280 Very what? 296 00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:57,200 What I'm trying to say is, you're right, but I'm sorry you noticed. 297 00:19:57,240 --> 00:20:02,360 You looked so... well, so wonderful as you watched the play. 298 00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:05,040 You know the lines and everything. 299 00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:09,120 And your lips were moving as the actors said the... 300 00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:13,120 And my eyes have a sort of life of their own. 301 00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:16,840 Perhaps I should wear blinkers. You know, like the horses. 302 00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:19,480 But I was really glad you were enjoying it so much. 303 00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:22,400 I didn't wanna spoil it for you. 304 00:20:22,440 --> 00:20:24,520 Well, you didn't. 305 00:20:24,560 --> 00:20:26,720 Oh, have I offended you? 306 00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:30,600 No. And thank you for being my... escort. 307 00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:33,840 Don't you want another cup of... Oh, no, thank you. 308 00:20:33,880 --> 00:20:37,800 Listen, I think you're right about Ch... Chekhov. 309 00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:39,480 Excuse me, mate. 310 00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:44,080 And I see what you mean about the stilts and that. Don't go now. 311 00:20:44,120 --> 00:20:47,680 I brought you in here cos in ten minutes they have music. 312 00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:51,160 You know, try-outs for young... It's OK, you can stay. 313 00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:53,400 No, no. GIRL FANS SCREAM 314 00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:55,760 Your uncle said I was to put you in a taxi and make sure you're... 315 00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:58,200 I'm not a child. 316 00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:00,920 Lisa! 317 00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:02,400 Excuse me. 318 00:21:02,440 --> 00:21:03,600 LISA! 319 00:21:04,840 --> 00:21:06,640 SCREAMING 320 00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:16,480 GUITAR BEING TUNED 321 00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:28,480 SCREAMING 322 00:21:31,360 --> 00:21:34,400 ROCKABILLY TUNE PLAYS 323 00:21:37,520 --> 00:21:41,840 ♪ Gather round me, buddies 324 00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:45,600 ♪ Hold... 325 00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:50,000 ♪ .. your glasses high HE MOUTHS 326 00:21:50,040 --> 00:21:53,240 ♪ And drink to a fool 327 00:21:53,280 --> 00:21:56,520 ♪ A crazy fool 328 00:21:56,560 --> 00:22:02,520 ♪ Who told his baby goodbye 329 00:22:06,040 --> 00:22:11,200 ♪ Too late, he's found he loves her 330 00:22:12,440 --> 00:22:18,800 ♪ So much he wants to die 331 00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:22,160 ♪ But drink to a fool 332 00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:25,160 ♪ A crazy fool 333 00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:29,920 ♪ Who told his baby goodbye 334 00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:39,120 ♪ He needs her, he needs her so 335 00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:46,720 ♪ He wonders why he let her go 336 00:22:48,240 --> 00:22:52,840 ♪ She's found a new love, buddy 337 00:22:54,920 --> 00:22:59,600 ♪ He's a lucky guy 338 00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:03,960 ♪ So drink to a fool 339 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,960 ♪ Cos I'm that fool 340 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:12,200 ♪ Who told my baby goodbye 341 00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:18,280 ♪ Who told my baby goodbye 342 00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:24,360 ♪ Who told my baby goodbye 343 00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:26,760 SCREAMING 344 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,680 Thank you, thank you. 345 00:23:54,120 --> 00:23:56,880 SCREAMING 346 00:24:00,360 --> 00:24:03,040 PIGEONS COO 347 00:24:18,120 --> 00:24:19,480 Hopper! 348 00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:20,760 Sir? 349 00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:23,480 Isn't it time for the barely bloody drinkable? 350 00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:25,600 Well... 351 00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:27,280 Yes, sir. 352 00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:31,120 He's a bit snowed under, Wallace. 353 00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:33,200 So am I! 354 00:24:35,120 --> 00:24:39,040 I don't want anything to hinder this new directive... 355 00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:42,480 .. though it's bloody unreasonable. 356 00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:44,560 But how are we doing, Johnny? 357 00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:46,120 It's not in our brief 358 00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:48,800 to keep tabs on Russian and East-European "volunteers". 359 00:24:48,840 --> 00:24:50,640 Sir! 360 00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:55,880 We've got to trawl through mountains of paper to get a figure. 361 00:24:55,920 --> 00:24:58,400 It's obvious that the wogs are going to let those bloody Reds 362 00:24:58,440 --> 00:25:00,840 man the equipment, they're Soviet equipment. 363 00:25:00,880 --> 00:25:03,280 We should always have had that in mind. 364 00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:06,600 When I go into that conference room tomorrow, they'll ask me that. 365 00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:08,960 Thank God I wasn't called today. 366 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:11,320 I'd have been made to look an ass. 367 00:25:11,360 --> 00:25:16,480 We should have those numbers. There's no doubt about it. 368 00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:18,440 Well, you've never said so before. 369 00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:21,320 I'm not a miracle worker. 370 00:25:21,360 --> 00:25:23,000 Hopper, what are you doing? 371 00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:25,000 The coffee, sir. Get on with your work. 372 00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:29,000 This language section can't do everything. 373 00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:31,200 We're not running a cafeteria. 374 00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:32,600 Yes, Sir. 375 00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:34,120 What about the barely bloody? 376 00:25:34,160 --> 00:25:40,320 Wallace, they want something to chew on at the conference - today! 377 00:25:40,360 --> 00:25:44,920 How many Russian advisers, artillery experts, demolition men... 378 00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:49,560 Exactly the detail they'll ask me. I'm on the spot, thank you. 379 00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:55,240 I know I'm only down as an observer, but, oh, they'll want to know. 380 00:25:55,280 --> 00:25:58,000 We've been caught napping. No doubt about it. 381 00:25:58,040 --> 00:25:59,280 This office was caught on the hop. 382 00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:01,040 Yes, but it's 11 o'clock. 383 00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:02,680 Wallace! What's that, old bean? 384 00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:07,440 It is not 11 o'clock. It is one minute to 12. 385 00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:15,920 Righty-ho. My old throat's as dry as a bone, that's all. 386 00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:18,880 I'll think of it as training for a long war in the desert... 387 00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:21,960 .. which if we don't land at Alexandria, 388 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:23,840 DOOR OPENS 389 00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:45,640 What do you think you're doing? 390 00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:47,840 My duty, Sir. 391 00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:51,920 Francis, you're not supposed to be here. 392 00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:55,400 Why are you unshaven? What the hell do you think...? 393 00:26:55,440 --> 00:26:57,880 Corporal... Berry, Sir. 394 00:26:57,920 --> 00:27:00,480 What about him? 395 00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:03,960 He's dead, Sir. 396 00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:07,960 He's what? 397 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:11,840 His mortal soul has passed from amongst us, Sir. 398 00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:17,880 HE SOBS 399 00:27:22,360 --> 00:27:24,600 Oh, what's going on? 400 00:27:26,280 --> 00:27:27,800 Look here, Francis... 401 00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:29,800 ATT-EN-TION! 402 00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:31,840 Sir! You're a soldier, soldier! 403 00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:34,040 Sir! Stop snivelling at once! Sir! 404 00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:37,840 Explain yourself properly if you don't want to be put on a charge. 405 00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:39,000 Sir! 406 00:27:39,040 --> 00:27:40,800 Well? 407 00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:45,520 He - the Corporal, Sir - passed away 408 00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:48,880 at 0700 hours this morning, Sir. 409 00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:53,480 I was with him all night, Sir. And his... wife, Sir. 410 00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:57,120 At the West London Hospital in Hammersmith, Sir. 411 00:27:57,160 --> 00:27:58,400 What? 412 00:27:58,440 --> 00:28:00,680 Off the Broadway in Hammersmith Rd. 413 00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:02,760 Pull yourself together, man! 414 00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:06,800 We don't want to know where... 415 00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:10,000 What happened? How did he...? 416 00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:13,280 A car knocked him down, Sir. 417 00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:17,800 At 2210 hours last night, Sir. 418 00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:20,480 He... 419 00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:22,640 A mad organist, Sir. 420 00:28:22,680 --> 00:28:24,400 Harold Atterbow. 421 00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:29,600 Harold Atterbow? The Wurlitzer man? 422 00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:32,960 Deal with it, deal with it. 423 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:34,400 "In a Monastery Garden." 424 00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:37,400 What? And "A Persian Marketplace". 425 00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:39,480 Harry, what are you talking about? 426 00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:42,520 He's the one who... Oh, yes. 427 00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:46,880 I was particularly fond of "The Whistling Shepherd and his Dog". 428 00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:49,680 But look here, Hopper... 429 00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:53,080 ..I mean, Francis. What has all this beautiful music... 430 00:28:53,120 --> 00:28:57,160 I mean, what in God's name has Harold Atterbow to do with Berry? 431 00:28:57,200 --> 00:28:59,240 HE COUGHS 432 00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:02,880 Um, I... I had a certain regard for Corporal Berry... 433 00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:06,400 Yes, indeed I did, but I'm afraid that, um... 434 00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:07,440 HE CHUCKLES 435 00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:10,360 I'm afraid that any moment now I'm going to... 436 00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:16,520 HE LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY 437 00:29:16,560 --> 00:29:20,040 "The Whistling Wurlitzer"! 438 00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:22,320 "The Wurlitzer and..."! 439 00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:24,800 No, "The Whistling Shepherd". 440 00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:27,560 HE CHUCKLES And his dog! 441 00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:31,040 HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER 442 00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:33,920 Oh, Christ! 443 00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:37,000 HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER 444 00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:43,360 Both his legs were broken. 445 00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:47,000 And his pelvis. His spleen was ruptured. 446 00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:50,040 And his rib had punctured his lung! 447 00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:55,320 Sit yourself down, lad. 448 00:29:58,040 --> 00:30:00,200 Thank you, Sir. 449 00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:08,160 He took a long time to die, Sir. 450 00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:10,600 And I had to stay with him. 451 00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:16,040 Oh, dear. I... well, of course, I shall... I shall write to his... 452 00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:22,040 This comes at quite the wrong time. I mean, we're all... naturally... 453 00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:27,120 Did you go to the conference room? Sir? 454 00:30:27,160 --> 00:30:30,840 That's where you're supposed to be. 455 00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:35,200 In a uniform. 456 00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:38,200 Oh, good heavens, Sir, I... f-f-f... 457 00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:41,520 Better take yourself up there. 458 00:30:41,560 --> 00:30:44,520 Don't want the Redcaps knocking on your door, do we? 459 00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:46,640 N-no, Sir. 460 00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:54,160 Take this to the officer in charge of the support clericals up there. 461 00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:56,600 Thank you, Sir, very much. 462 00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:07,440 He tried to kill me, too, Sir - the mad organist. 463 00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:19,480 Oh... I'd... Hopper, make the barely bloody, for God's sake. 464 00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:23,160 Before I start going up and down in "A Persian Marketplace". 465 00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:25,600 In a what, Harry? 466 00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:30,240 In a room with white walls. 467 00:31:30,280 --> 00:31:33,800 Wearing a jacket that fastens at the back. 468 00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:50,000 "The Whistling Shepherd." 469 00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:03,720 SNORES On the fifth day of battle - 470 00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:08,920 ..Day Six counting from... Day Six on the charts. 471 00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:12,920 We assume the great concentration of the Egyptian Army... 472 00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:16,680 .. will have been defeated north and west of Cairo, 473 00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:19,160 .. and then we shall turn east. 474 00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:25,800 On Day Eight - or Day Nine, on the other tabulation -... 475 00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:30,120 .. the canal will be effectively in our hands. 476 00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:32,120 MURMURING 477 00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:36,520 It is reassuringly apparent... 478 00:32:36,560 --> 00:32:39,160 That Diana Dors. 479 00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:41,720 What about her? 480 00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:43,760 Bet she's a good shag. 481 00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:46,040 I bet you never find out. 482 00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:49,920 Oh, I dunno. It's the size of the dick that counts. 483 00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:55,760 Hello? 484 00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:07,440 Hello? 485 00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:15,920 Hello? Anybody home? 486 00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:18,600 I mean, er, 487 00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:22,080 .. Sylvia? Are you there? 488 00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:27,240 DOOR CREAKS 489 00:33:30,320 --> 00:33:33,080 Sylvia - you there? 490 00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:53,120 Piss off. 491 00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:03,880 I don't want to barge in on you, but I heard the terrible news. 492 00:34:03,920 --> 00:34:05,920 What d'you want? 493 00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:09,880 I've brought you up a nice cup of tea. 494 00:34:09,920 --> 00:34:14,000 And I don't suppose you've had nothing to eat, have you? 495 00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:21,400 I've, er, well, I've boiled an egg with some bread and butter and... 496 00:34:21,440 --> 00:34:24,600 I couldn't eat nothing. 497 00:34:24,640 --> 00:34:26,880 It's only the one egg. 498 00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:29,960 And a little one, an' all. 499 00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:34,480 You've got to eat something. 500 00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:36,680 Why? 501 00:34:36,720 --> 00:34:39,120 Keep yourself going. 502 00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:42,840 No, I mean, why're you doing this? 503 00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:45,720 We're neighbours, after all. 504 00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:47,680 Christ! 505 00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:56,680 Bygones is bygones when something like this hits you. 506 00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:02,440 Here. 507 00:35:04,240 --> 00:35:07,280 Come on. 508 00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:13,000 Sit up. Have a cup of tea, anyway - while it's hot. 509 00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:15,040 TAPPING 510 00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:26,760 (Ta.) 511 00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:30,000 AEROPLANE OVERHEAD 512 00:35:38,640 --> 00:35:41,400 It's a terrible thing to happen. 513 00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:43,720 Yeah. 514 00:35:44,840 --> 00:35:48,000 My Fred and me heard all the noise. 515 00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:51,160 But he wouldn't let me go out. 516 00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:56,640 I couldn't have done nothing, though, could I? 517 00:35:56,680 --> 00:35:58,640 No. Not a bloody thing. 518 00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:06,800 Try and eat. A little bit of egg. 519 00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:10,040 Shall I take the top off? 520 00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:21,240 He used to hit me about. 521 00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:26,840 I know. 522 00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:28,880 He was... 523 00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:32,480 He was... (SOBS) 524 00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:34,800 I'm here. Come on. 525 00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:37,720 Have some egg. 526 00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:41,000 SOBBING: No. 527 00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:43,000 Oh, dear. 528 00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:46,920 I've dropped some of the yolk on your sheet. 529 00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:50,240 They're dirty anyway. All the same. 530 00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:55,400 Everything in here is dirty! It's rotten! It's horrible! 531 00:36:55,440 --> 00:36:59,240 Well, you don't want to bother yourself with that now... 532 00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:01,840 And so am I! What? 533 00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:06,320 SOBS 534 00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:11,600 It should have been me under that car. 535 00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:16,480 I should've been the one. It was me he was after. 536 00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:24,080 I didn't treat him right. 537 00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:27,840 Who? Pete! I didn't do right. 538 00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:32,040 Well, it's no use blaming yourself. 539 00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:35,840 Not at a time like this. What do you know about it? 540 00:37:35,880 --> 00:37:39,040 Sylvia! Don't "Sylvia" me, you cow! 541 00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:43,080 We never had a chance with you two down below. 542 00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:47,320 Banging on the ceiling and mouthing me on the stairs. We'd no privacy. 543 00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:50,760 Pete said... Pete used to say... 544 00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:54,960 He... he used to say... SOBS 545 00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:05,280 Let it out. That's it. 546 00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:07,720 SOBS Let it out. 547 00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:10,760 Oh, what shall I do? 548 00:38:12,080 --> 00:38:16,400 You'll keep going, that's what. 549 00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:20,440 Cos in the end, that's what we all have to do. 550 00:38:20,480 --> 00:38:26,200 All comes down on the woman in the end. But there's always... 551 00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:32,600 Things have a way of working out. 552 00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:49,000 I'll tell you something - may Gawd strike me dead - 553 00:38:50,680 --> 00:38:52,480 What? 554 00:38:55,800 --> 00:39:00,920 I wish it had been my Fred. Under that car. 555 00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:11,000 But leaving aside this denuded and no doubt fly-blown 10th Armoured, 556 00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:14,640 .. we have a task force disposal. 557 00:39:14,680 --> 00:39:18,480 The Third Infantry, Third Royal Marine Commando... 558 00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:23,840 .. and the 16th Parachute Brigade, here in Blighty, at full muster. 559 00:39:23,880 --> 00:39:25,240 And the Frogs. 560 00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:28,960 I think we should avoid that type of... 561 00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:36,280 The French contribution, which is one third of the strike force, 562 00:39:36,320 --> 00:39:39,680 ..is the 7th Mecanique Rapide... 563 00:39:39,720 --> 00:39:43,280 Is there any tea left? 564 00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:56,640 .. which will almost certainly be added to on both sides... 565 00:39:56,680 --> 00:40:00,600 Have a good kip, did you, Taffy? 566 00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:04,280 I haven't had a wink, man. 567 00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:08,680 But you had a bloody good snore - in Welsh, an' all! 568 00:40:08,720 --> 00:40:14,400 I mean, I was awake in my sleep. I could hear that voice all the time. 569 00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:19,120 I could even see myself asleep. I wonder what that means? 570 00:40:19,160 --> 00:40:22,160 Means you're round the twist, mate. 571 00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:28,440 Yeah. Perhaps I am. 572 00:40:40,560 --> 00:40:42,800 Thank you, nurse. 573 00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:45,080 My Harold Atterbow? Is that so? 574 00:40:45,120 --> 00:40:47,440 Almost so. I'm sorry. 575 00:40:47,480 --> 00:40:50,920 Henry Arthur Harold Atterbow. 576 00:40:50,960 --> 00:40:54,720 But I abandoned the first two names in my youth. 577 00:40:54,760 --> 00:40:59,080 Bit of a mouthful, was it? No. The initials. H-A-H-A. 578 00:40:59,120 --> 00:41:03,800 Ha-ha. I didn't ever want to be a comedian. 579 00:41:03,840 --> 00:41:04,840 Organist. 580 00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:09,560 A former organist. Ex-organist, thank goodness. 581 00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:13,400 I'll put down organist, though, if that's all right, Mr Atterbow? 582 00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:16,480 Oh, perfectly all right by me, whatever I'm called. 583 00:41:16,520 --> 00:41:18,680 What are you smiling for? 584 00:41:18,720 --> 00:41:24,320 Don't know. Life's little ironies, the passing of its passions. 585 00:41:24,360 --> 00:41:26,720 I wouldn't think you had much to laugh about. 586 00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:29,240 Ah, but you're not me, are you? 587 00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:30,400 That's true. 588 00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:33,680 I was addressing the chap with the helmet. 589 00:41:33,720 --> 00:41:36,800 Pardon, sir? No, he's not you, neither. 590 00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:38,920 Double negative. 591 00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:41,600 What? Oh, take no heed. 592 00:41:41,640 --> 00:41:44,960 Just having a chuckle to myself. 593 00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:50,040 The console will rise no more from the pit. 594 00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:52,480 I'm afraid I don't follow you, sir. 595 00:41:52,520 --> 00:41:56,240 No more selections from "Snow White". 596 00:41:56,280 --> 00:41:57,880 Oh, that. 597 00:41:57,920 --> 00:42:01,840 "Some Day My Prince Will Come." "Whistle While You Work." 598 00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:06,200 "The Dwarf's Yodel Song." Bugger me. 599 00:42:06,240 --> 00:42:08,200 Well, if we could just... 600 00:42:08,240 --> 00:42:12,920 "With a Smile and a Song" and... Ho, oh, my dear, sweet Lord. 601 00:42:14,720 --> 00:42:18,400 I always had my doubts about those bloody dwarves. 602 00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:22,920 Snow White must have been a fruity little peach, don't you think? 603 00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:26,480 Perhaps she was a bit - you know! 604 00:42:26,520 --> 00:42:28,320 What do you think? 605 00:42:28,360 --> 00:42:30,520 I don't understand your attitude, if I may say so, sir. 606 00:42:30,560 --> 00:42:34,640 Oh, never mind. Not all lies within our grasp. 607 00:42:34,680 --> 00:42:38,680 I haven't paid you this visit to bandy words with you, sir. 608 00:42:38,720 --> 00:42:42,320 I'm especially pleased about "The Destiny Waltz". 609 00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:46,600 D'you know what pleases me most about "The Destiny Waltz"? 610 00:42:46,640 --> 00:42:48,040 No. What? 611 00:42:48,080 --> 00:42:50,400 I'll never have to play it again! 612 00:42:52,640 --> 00:42:56,320 Last night, between 10 and 10:30... 613 00:42:56,360 --> 00:42:59,240 "By the Blue Hawaiian Waters." What? 614 00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:01,920 You won't be hearing that from me again, either. 615 00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:06,360 I'd rather piss in them, I'm very pleased to inform you. 616 00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:09,280 And I would be very pleased, sir, if you'd inform me... 617 00:43:09,320 --> 00:43:14,920 .. if there was a prior relationship between yourself and the deceased. 618 00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:18,520 Sylvia, d'you mean? Are you referring to Sylvia? 619 00:43:18,560 --> 00:43:21,320 But I... no, no, I missed her. 620 00:43:21,360 --> 00:43:24,160 I missed her by a good... inch. 621 00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:29,240 Bitch! I take it you're referring to Mrs Sylvia Berry of 32... 622 00:43:29,280 --> 00:43:31,720 She's not dead! You're not telling me that! 623 00:43:31,760 --> 00:43:34,920 She's a bloody liar! I didn't say she was, sir. 624 00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:39,080 Oh, I thought for a minute you were. 625 00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:43,960 Deceased? What do you mean, deceased? 626 00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:47,080 Her husband, sir. 627 00:43:47,120 --> 00:43:48,160 What? 628 00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:51,040 You knocked him down, sir. 629 00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:57,760 You knocked him down... and you killed him. 630 00:43:57,800 --> 00:44:00,040 No, no. No, no. 631 00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:04,200 There's no doubt about that. It's something else that's in question. 632 00:44:04,240 --> 00:44:09,680 I must inform you that anything you say will be noted down. Follow me? 633 00:44:09,720 --> 00:44:11,920 No, no. I'm not having this. 634 00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:14,760 I'm in a lot of pain. You shouldn't be doing this. 635 00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:17,480 It's not right and proper, not to an injured man. 636 00:44:17,520 --> 00:44:22,320 You referred to Mrs Berry just now, sir, as a bitch, sir. 637 00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:26,440 I take it that that means you had an intimate relationship with her? 638 00:44:26,480 --> 00:44:28,600 There's... Surely I don't need... 639 00:44:28,640 --> 00:44:34,680 There is a great gulf between - in age, social position - in... 640 00:44:34,720 --> 00:44:37,640 What do you mean, intimate? 641 00:44:37,680 --> 00:44:40,240 I mean "intimate," sir. 642 00:44:40,280 --> 00:44:44,240 I'll not be spoken to in this manner. 643 00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:45,280 NURSE! NURSE! 644 00:44:45,320 --> 00:44:49,840 The nurse'll be along in a minute, sir, so we won't be disturbed. 645 00:44:49,880 --> 00:44:55,120 But I need my... I need the bedpan. 646 00:44:55,160 --> 00:44:59,800 A bowel movement is that, sir? I'm not surprised. 647 00:44:59,840 --> 00:45:06,560 The police, I know, attracts men of low intelligence and dirty mouths. 648 00:45:06,600 --> 00:45:08,720 We'll see about that, Mr Atterbow. 649 00:45:08,760 --> 00:45:12,160 There is something I think you should learn and digest. 650 00:45:12,200 --> 00:45:15,000 There's something I want to say to you. 651 00:45:15,040 --> 00:45:17,000 Just answer the question. 652 00:45:17,040 --> 00:45:22,600 How did My Berry feel about your relationship with his pretty, young wife, sir? 653 00:45:22,640 --> 00:45:24,960 No. You listen to me for a change. 654 00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:27,560 That's what I'm here for. 655 00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:32,840 I have broadcast many times... 656 00:45:32,880 --> 00:45:37,240 .. on both the Light Programme and the Home Service. 657 00:45:37,280 --> 00:45:43,600 My photograph has been in the "Radio Times" on 17 occasions. 658 00:45:43,640 --> 00:45:46,360 You hear all this, Constable? I do, Sir. 659 00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:48,760 You were well known to the public. 660 00:45:48,800 --> 00:45:54,480 Indeed, sir. But, er, pardon me, what's that got to do with it? 661 00:45:54,520 --> 00:46:00,040 It means I'm not just a nobody of the kind people like you bully. 662 00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:03,080 You'd better watch what you say. 663 00:46:03,120 --> 00:46:05,960 Intimate. Intimate! 664 00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:08,440 I'm old enough to be her father! 665 00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:11,240 That's what several people said. 666 00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:14,640 Which people? In the course of our enquiries. 667 00:46:14,680 --> 00:46:17,360 Get out! Get out! Now, now... 668 00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:19,440 No. I will say no more. 669 00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:22,520 I will say nothing more at all. 670 00:46:22,560 --> 00:46:25,520 In the meantime... Till we meet again. 671 00:46:25,560 --> 00:46:30,720 In the meantime I recommend to you, for the good of your own soul, 672 00:46:30,760 --> 00:46:36,200 ..my gramophone recording of "The Sanctuary of the Heart". 673 00:46:36,240 --> 00:46:38,000 Hmph! 674 00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:57,960 WURLITZER: ♪ The Sanctuary of the Heart 675 00:47:26,080 --> 00:47:29,720 No! Leave her alone! 676 00:47:29,760 --> 00:47:33,640 She can't help it. No! Leave her! 677 00:47:43,840 --> 00:47:49,440 PETE: 'Sylvie... Angel...' 678 00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:53,000 Sylvia. 679 00:47:56,880 --> 00:48:01,280 They're cold. They're bloody cold. 680 00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:06,480 And it's all your fault, innit? 681 00:48:08,440 --> 00:48:10,600 Innit? 682 00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:21,600 Oh, my Gawd! 683 00:48:23,080 --> 00:48:25,720 Sylvie! 684 00:48:35,080 --> 00:48:39,040 'Just the one artillery regiment, two tank regiments, 685 00:48:39,080 --> 00:48:41,920 .. and one battalion of infantry.' 686 00:48:41,960 --> 00:48:45,400 'And Diana Dors, who, it has to be said, is a good shag.' 687 00:48:45,440 --> 00:48:47,960 '..a good shag... a good shag...' 688 00:48:50,120 --> 00:48:52,080 What? 689 00:48:56,480 --> 00:48:58,520 THUNDER 690 00:49:32,720 --> 00:49:36,360 'You mustn't think I don't mean what I say, Sylvia.' 691 00:49:36,400 --> 00:49:42,040 'You see, there's a redemptive power in love which transforms... 692 00:49:42,080 --> 00:49:45,040 Don't you talk to me like that! 693 00:49:47,880 --> 00:49:51,760 I just thought you wanted a shag, that's all. 694 00:49:51,800 --> 00:49:54,320 'Oh, but I do!' 695 00:49:55,960 --> 00:49:59,840 Then you shall have one, you greedy little devil. 696 00:49:59,880 --> 00:50:01,960 But... But... 697 00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:05,520 But what? Your husband. 698 00:50:06,680 --> 00:50:10,400 He's not there all the time, is he? 699 00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:16,080 And sometimes I wish he weren't there at all. Isn't that wicked? 700 00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:20,560 Yes. It is. 701 00:50:41,840 --> 00:50:47,240 ♪ Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba 702 00:50:47,280 --> 00:50:53,040 ♪ I've never wanted wealth untold 703 00:50:53,080 --> 00:50:58,680 ♪ My life has one design 704 00:50:59,760 --> 00:51:05,960 ♪ A simple little band of gold 705 00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:10,920 ♪ To prove that you are mine 706 00:51:12,640 --> 00:51:18,680 ♪ Don't want the world to have and hold 707 00:51:18,720 --> 00:51:25,120 ♪ For fame is not my line 708 00:51:25,160 --> 00:51:31,400 ♪ Just want a little band of gold 709 00:51:31,440 --> 00:51:36,360 ♪ To prove that you are mine 710 00:51:39,120 --> 00:51:41,480 Oh, Pete...! 711 00:51:42,680 --> 00:51:45,360 STAIRS CREAK 712 00:51:45,400 --> 00:51:46,640 GRUNTS 713 00:51:48,480 --> 00:51:51,080 Can't you sleep? 714 00:51:52,560 --> 00:51:55,440 I can never sleep. 715 00:51:55,480 --> 00:51:57,040 TUTS 716 00:51:57,080 --> 00:51:59,200 Don't you "tut" me! 717 00:52:02,840 --> 00:52:07,480 Do you want me to make some cocoa? 718 00:52:07,520 --> 00:52:09,120 Cocoa? 719 00:52:09,160 --> 00:52:11,720 Well... if you can't sleep... 720 00:52:13,720 --> 00:52:16,200 I never can sleep. 721 00:52:18,200 --> 00:52:20,440 It's that hymn. 722 00:52:20,480 --> 00:52:21,920 That who? 723 00:52:21,960 --> 00:52:24,360 'Ymn! 724 00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:28,280 But who? 725 00:52:30,760 --> 00:52:34,480 Him upstairs - as was? 726 00:52:34,520 --> 00:52:38,320 No. 727 00:52:38,360 --> 00:52:41,840 'Ymn number four-four-one. 728 00:52:43,120 --> 00:52:46,040 Oh. 729 00:52:46,080 --> 00:52:50,640 "In the silent midnight watches... 730 00:52:50,680 --> 00:52:54,040 .. list thy bosom's door." 731 00:52:54,080 --> 00:52:56,400 Oh, Fred. 732 00:52:57,960 --> 00:53:03,680 "How it knocketh, knocketh, 733 00:53:03,720 --> 00:53:06,600 .. knocketh, 734 00:53:06,640 --> 00:53:10,120 .. knocketh evermore." 735 00:53:12,760 --> 00:53:17,040 "Say not 'tis thy pulse is beating..." 736 00:53:17,080 --> 00:53:20,480 I'll make some cocoa. 737 00:53:20,520 --> 00:53:23,800 "'Tis thy heart of sin." 738 00:53:26,040 --> 00:53:34,480 "'Tis thy Saviour - knocks and crieth, 739 00:53:34,520 --> 00:53:43,760 .. Rise - and let me in." 740 00:53:45,880 --> 00:53:47,880 SOBS 741 00:54:20,520 --> 00:54:22,640 (Sylvia!) 742 00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:47,800 CREAK 743 00:54:47,840 --> 00:54:50,840 What's that? 744 00:54:50,880 --> 00:54:54,200 What's what? 745 00:54:54,240 --> 00:54:56,720 That noise. 746 00:54:58,800 --> 00:55:02,720 Somebody's moving abaht. 747 00:55:02,760 --> 00:55:05,880 I didn't hear nothing. 748 00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:22,120 (Sylvia!) 749 00:55:22,160 --> 00:55:24,160 GASPS 750 00:55:28,360 --> 00:55:29,480 I thought it was... 751 00:55:29,520 --> 00:55:31,840 Christ, what d'you think you're doing? 752 00:55:31,880 --> 00:55:33,360 Shhhh! 753 00:55:33,400 --> 00:55:35,720 Shh your bloody self! Sylvia! 754 00:55:35,760 --> 00:55:38,440 What d'you want? Frightening me! 755 00:55:38,480 --> 00:55:41,600 I'll put a bloody lock on that door. 756 00:55:41,640 --> 00:55:43,480 I want to talk to you. 757 00:55:43,520 --> 00:55:47,320 There's something I've got to... to explain. 758 00:55:47,360 --> 00:55:51,240 It's only fair that I clear it up. 759 00:55:52,400 --> 00:55:56,840 I only hope you won't think too badly of me. 760 00:55:56,880 --> 00:55:59,440 Why? What have you done? 761 00:56:03,360 --> 00:56:06,520 It might help you get to sleep. 762 00:56:08,720 --> 00:56:11,040 Both of us. 763 00:56:12,320 --> 00:56:17,440 You're so lovely. By God, you are. 764 00:56:19,040 --> 00:56:22,880 But it's only fair that I should tell you. 765 00:56:22,920 --> 00:56:26,920 I thought I was in love with you. 766 00:56:26,960 --> 00:56:30,800 No lies, mind. I said what I felt. 767 00:56:30,840 --> 00:56:34,120 But... well, I've been thinking. 768 00:56:34,160 --> 00:56:36,880 Frank, I'm making some... 769 00:56:44,960 --> 00:56:47,080 THUNDER 770 00:57:02,880 --> 00:57:05,200 BIRD CHIRPS 771 00:57:05,240 --> 00:57:07,120 Frank? 772 00:57:07,160 --> 00:57:08,120 LAUGHS 773 00:57:08,160 --> 00:57:11,240 Don't. Don't, please. 774 00:57:14,240 --> 00:57:16,880 MUFFLED LAUGHTER 775 00:57:16,920 --> 00:57:19,000 My God! 776 00:57:19,040 --> 00:57:21,680 LAUGHS 777 00:57:21,720 --> 00:57:24,200 CRIES 778 00:57:31,720 --> 00:57:34,520 My poor love. 779 00:57:35,840 --> 00:57:39,800 My poor little love. 780 00:57:39,840 --> 00:57:42,160 SOBS 781 00:57:53,080 --> 00:57:55,000 SHRIEKS 782 00:57:55,040 --> 00:57:57,200 LAUGHS 783 00:57:58,640 --> 00:58:01,640 THUNDER